Parenting = Pandemonium
Screaming child(s). Poop-stained onesies. Freshly pumped boobs. The new parent life is a wild, blurry ride. So might as well wear it pride with our shameless, laughable merch.
Shirts
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"Nap Time For President" Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee
Regular price From $17.00Regular priceUnit price / per -
"Marked Safe From Another Blowout" - Unisex Soft-Style Shirt
Regular price From $20.70Regular priceUnit price / per -
"My Breast Pump Is The True Hero" - Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
Regular price From $18.00Regular priceUnit price / per -
"In My Sleep Deprivation Era" Crewneck Sweater (Sandstone)
Regular price From $32.00Regular priceUnit price / per
Accessories
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Baby Toots Coconut Apricot Wax 4oz Candles (Multiple Scents)
Regular price $9.75Regular priceUnit price / per -
"House Full of Love & Fridge Full of Breast Milk" Fridge Magnets
Regular price From $6.05Regular priceUnit price / per -
"World's Okayest Parent" Car Magnet
Regular price $6.52Regular priceUnit price / per -
"World's Okayest Dad" Can Cooler Sleeve
Regular price $9.50Regular priceUnit price / per
Our Mission
To create affordable merchandise about the humorous norms that first-time, new, and seasoned parents of babies and infants can relate and laugh to.