Our Story

Our DINK (Double-Income-No-Kids) Days Are over.

Once upon a time, we were normal people with hobbies like sleeping, eating out, and binge-watching obscure documentaries. Then, a tiny human decided to turn our lives upside down (in the best possible way, of course).

Now, our days revolve around deciphering alien-like noises, mastering the art of one-handed coffee consumption, and negotiating nap schedules. One night, while red-eyed and sleep-deprived, an idea came to us to turn our new parent era into a laughable, relatable merchandise line. And thus, Parent Pandemonium was born.

So, if you're a sleep-deprived parent desperately seeking humor to survive, you've come to the right place. We promise our products are as ridiculous as your baby's sleep schedule. Enjoy!