Our Story
Our DINK (Double-Income-No-Kids) Days Are over.
Once upon a time, we were normal people with hobbies like sleeping, eating out, and binge-watching obscure documentaries. Then, a tiny human decided to turn our lives upside down (in the best possible way, of course).
Now, our days revolve around deciphering alien-like noises, mastering the art of one-handed coffee consumption, and negotiating nap schedules. One night, while red-eyed and sleep-deprived, an idea came to us to turn our new parent era into a laughable, relatable merchandise line. And thus, Parent Pandemonium was born.
So, if you're a sleep-deprived parent desperately seeking humor to survive, you've come to the right place. We promise our products are as ridiculous as your baby's sleep schedule. Enjoy!
Once upon a time, we were normal people with hobbies like sleeping, eating out, and binge-watching obscure documentaries. Then, a tiny human decided to turn our lives upside down (in the best possible way, of course).
Now, our days revolve around deciphering alien-like noises, mastering the art of one-handed coffee consumption, and negotiating nap schedules. One night, while red-eyed and sleep-deprived, an idea came to us to turn our new parent era into a laughable, relatable merchandise line. And thus, Parent Pandemonium was born.
So, if you're a sleep-deprived parent desperately seeking humor to survive, you've come to the right place. We promise our products are as ridiculous as your baby's sleep schedule. Enjoy!
Accessories
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Baby Toots Coconut Apricot Wax 4oz Candles (Multiple Scents)
Regular price $9.75Regular priceUnit price / per -
"House Full of Love & Fridge Full of Breast Milk" Fridge Magnets
Regular price From $6.05Regular priceUnit price / per -
"World's Okayest Parent" Car Magnet
Regular price $6.52Regular priceUnit price / per -
"World's Okayest Dad" Can Cooler Sleeve
Regular price $9.50Regular priceUnit price / per