Throwing Tantrums & Pacifiers
Proceed with caution! This tiny human is equipped with a high-powered pacifier launcher. Slap this shirt on them to let others know to keep a safe distance!
Comfortable Threads
- Made with 100% combed, rin-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
- Light fabric
- Classic Fit
- Runs true to size
- Does not come with projectile defense mechanisms (good luck)
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